All I want for my Present: Cigars!

I have decided this holiday to ask for easy presents that my wife can pick up comfortably for me. My first choice, as always, is my favored stogie from timberwolf-tobacco.com. My wife won’t even have to take leave of our home, she can go online (I have all my favorites sites saved) and place the order there. As far as more gifts, she can head over to the local shop and pick out a gift. She mentions every Christmas that I am utterly baffling man to buy for. But we have been inseperable for over 15 years! And if she doesn’t realize the things I want by now, I quit. I always say every December, “I want stogies”, I puff on 1 or 2 in a day, and that adds up. I own a humidor for holding my stogies, “what’s that for?” she inquires. Well my love, it’s to keep my stogies lively. So, if you get me smokes for the holiday I can keep them in the humidor for a few months and remove a stogie when I am ready to fancy one. Although I have to say, I was blessed with luck last year, she bought me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The year before, she gave me a fishing pole, without thinking I said I would like to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing only once in two years, but guess what, I still smoke 1-2 stogies every day. Well what do I want for my present this year? I want Stogies, and all else would just be an secondary delight.

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